A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.
Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.
by Ctown217 June 10, 2018
Get the Sleeping Petermug. When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
Get the Sleep dickmug. by Miss Deuces May 9, 2011
Get the sleep dentistrymug. The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.
by MultiChampion March 17, 2010
Get the After Sleepmug. A particularly blissful slumber induced by watching TV (or a film) while lying down on a comfy sofa, chair, or settee. When your eyelids get super heavy and you can no longer concentrate on what's happening on screen, you know you're about to enter the euphoria of TV sleep.
"I really want to see what happens in this season finale episode, but...I can't...resist...the TV sleep."
by Chinese Viking November 20, 2016
Get the TV Sleepmug. when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
Get the sleep shartmug. A bottle of any type of alcohol that is consumed by the drinker so that he or she may be able to fall asleep each night. Term mostly associated by many alcoholics.
by I_IZ_WHEREBARE May 26, 2010
Get the Sleep Bottlemug.