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Sizing Up

When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be
"why you staring at her thighs?"

"just sizing up"

-hunnidmoji
by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021
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emo-sized

in a emo type state but not really wanted to black your eyes or cut your wrist
Captin! Every time I crunch I get Emo-Sized because I know I'm getting fat then my girlfriend won't love me anymore! Now I just sit in my room in darkness crying listening to Hawthorn Heights, and then someone calls and I seem to be fine.
by Tman00178 September 1, 2006
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Its not the size of the dog

When you think about it, the statement is not what people under a certain height or weight want it to say, that the little dog always has the bigger heart and that you should never underestimate anybody. The statement is simply that the size of the dog doesn't determine the dog's heart. There are short bullies who think a larger opponent is short on heart, and they're really everything they say they are against.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight is a way for some folks to get support, but the reality is heart depends on both the underdog and the favorite, sometimes the underdog is a pussy who's already thrown the fight, and sometimes the favorite is not a favorite because of hype, it depends on the dog.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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Size Game

Someone's dick size
Darel- yo you got an ugly ass girlfriend
Bret- Shut the fuck up yo size game weak as fuck!
by hood team® June 10, 2015
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jan size

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size
by nomms March 7, 2019
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me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."
by jobiff March 31, 2025
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ostrich sized

means to get or be deported
I got ostrich sized by the opps
by tillywillywock May 2, 2023
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