beat my meat on the toilet seat

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

Go back like car seats

To be familiar with something or somebody for a long time.

"Of course I know Dee; she and I go back like car seats."

by K. Itty May 14, 2005

gift wrapping the toilet seat

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

by Mydaho January 11, 2015

seat bone, meat bone, shialitis

hwen one is playing video games with their friend on-line, and then said friend's sibling (usually brother) walks in and says something random, and they all heard it (the person hears it over voice chat), yet didn't quite understand it. the brother usually can't quite remember hwat they said, even if one asks within a minute or two.

person: *playing*
friend: *also playing*
brother: *walks in* efyetnsirkepedn...
person: hwat was that?
friend: i don't know, my brother
brother: me neither lol
person: this is a seat bone, meat bone, shialitis!

by jan Kanon July 16, 2023

single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.

Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.

by southernfried July 15, 2010

beat down from the seat down

To get your cheeks taken and or busted

Big Dave gave Tommy a beat down from the seat down and then sold Tommy to Bubba for a honey bun a week later

by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

wet seal steal seat sealed

Alternatively used as "Quack Quack Spot Back." Meaning ones seat is saved.

Luke went to get a soda so he called "Wet seal steal seat sealed". It ensured Taylor wouldn't steal his spot. Taylor you cock.

by Mexi mable April 6, 2015