Ruby Moment

When someone named ruby or did something dumb as fuck it's called a ruby moment

That's a ruby moment

by Brendypoo September 29, 2021

Ruby

The currency of Koridai and Gamelon, and the former currency of Hyrule, during King Harkinian's reign.

Person 1: Do you know where I can spend my old rubies, now that rupees have replaced them?
Person 2: I think at Morshu's shop.
Person 3: I went there but Morshu was busy.
Person 2: He's probably busy playing with a ruby.

by MorshuTheElder December 23, 2024

Ruby

Ruby is intelligent, hilarious, and kind. She is beautiful, inside and out and she can be a bit shy at times. She'll laugh at any of your jokes (even if they aren't funny), because she's just plain awesome. Ruby is a wonderful, compassionate young woman and if you've got her as a friend, you're so lucky. If you've got her as a lover, you are the most fortunate man or woman in the whole wide world. Ruby is faultless.

Normal background person: "Dang, is that Ruby?"
Me: "Yep, she's my girlfriend."
Normal background person: "You're so lucky! She's so hot!"

by violahi February 2, 2022

Rude Ruby

noun ( ro͞od-ˈro͞obē )

The aftermath of removing a glass butt-plug that is too large for the wearer; resulting in a ripped sphincter and/or a bloody butt plug.

"How was the date?"

"It was going great, until I ended up shitting out a Rude Ruby."

by BigWick-a-Boiii July 21, 2022

Ruby

Bitch.

Ruby is a bitch

by Mabababa January 25, 2022

Ruby Birthday

When the time is the birthday

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday

Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that

Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you

by JohnPowell June 15, 2024

Rubying a pan

Burning the shit out of a pan when making food, especially Mac n’ Cheese.

Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.

Oh did you guys see what Jaime did? She was totally Rubying a pan and it was fucked for the rest of the night!

by Benedictionary August 18, 2023