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Hotel Royal Essex

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.
"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
by watercat March 14, 2008
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Gaynight battle royal

Parents use this to keep your kids single unless they are a girl results will vary
Mom:My kid is dating all of these girls how do I make him stop?
Me:Just get Gaynight battle royal they’ll be off him in less than a second.
Mom:Thanks
by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020
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The royal duke of digits

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
"Im not the royal duke of digits, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008
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#1 Battle Royal

The message that appears on your screen after winning a round of Fortnite
by Fortnite Porn June 29, 2018
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Right Royal Placking

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict
by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009
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Her Royal Twattage

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.
Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.
by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010
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Fortnite Battle Royale

A shitty game that begs you for money, has a bunch of little kids screaming in to their mics, your pet hamster would have more IQ then the developers of this game.
by green909 December 18, 2020
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