"I cant wait for my gf's period to end so I can go down and take her to Hotel Royal Essex."
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
"I hear our local senator got caught with some floozy at the Hotel Royal Essex"
by watercat March 14, 2008

Mom:My kid is dating all of these girls how do I make him stop?
Me:Just get Gaynight battle royal they’ll be off him in less than a second.
Mom:Thanks
Me:Just get Gaynight battle royal they’ll be off him in less than a second.
Mom:Thanks
by -chocomilkdiva November 3, 2020

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.
by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

by Fortnite Porn June 29, 2018

by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

A girl/woman who ditches her current commitment, (usually her girlfriends), to be with a man. A man would never ditch a night out with the guys to be with his woman unless she raised a royal stink.
Her Royal Twattage dissed me again last night to be with that loser Joel and today I saw him with another woman.
by Ms. Smack Down May 22, 2010

A shitty game that begs you for money, has a bunch of little kids screaming in to their mics, your pet hamster would have more IQ then the developers of this game.
by green909 December 18, 2020
