Areen or Rori

Areen
Areen is the prettiest girl I've ever seen,she looks so perfect to be true,the smallest detail of her make me fucking obsessed w her,every time she calls ma name I feel like if the buttterflies aren't even enough to explain how I'm feelin,I'd die for her cuz she makes ma mind totally freezed when she's w me,she makes me forget everything bad is happening to me,she's a stunning gurl w shining eyes and w a black hair,I wanna touch it n play w it until she sleeps cutely in ma arms :( , her dimple is the prettiest dimple I've ever seen,her eyebrows even her everything is out of the world n so special,obsessed with her hand I wanna hold it soooo bad,her smile drives me crazy but honestly....all of her can drive me crazy hihi...
I mean there's no one but no one looks like her or can reach her perfection ever,she has been made w a magical way I sweaaar.

Once she told me that I'm a God,but she went wrong bc she's my God!!

I remember every each single thing abt her,what she likes,what she hates,what's her fav food,colour even her songs n everything.

so baby girl u know that I'm so damn into u,can we get physical?

Areen or Rori is you

by your girl ophelia November 22, 2021

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YOU are the Rorschach

I'm Hym. I'm not Rorschach. That's like the "I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!!!!" guys. Nonono.

Hym "What are you even talking about? How are you as an atheist defending Ozymandias' plan when it is LITERALLY Jordan Peterson's 'Unifying Meta-Narrative that is both good for social cohesion and necessary to stave off catastrophe?' IT'S THE SAME THING! The parallel couldn't be any more direct! And it's obviously an analogy for the existence of God. I mean, Alan Moore needs to sue Peterson for copyright infringement... OR Vice-Versa. But YOU are the Rorschach! You spend every day posting videos to your video-diary about how the positives of the proposition that there is an omniscient reality guy who's gunna get ya if you don't play nice are irrelevant to you BECAAAUUUUSE... IT'S NOT TRUE. I mean, is it... Are you on Jordan's side now? The unifying meta-narrative is already done! The plan already worked! We're not blowing up the planet! So, I guess there's no reason for you to give your diary to the world. It's YOU. You're the Rorschach. And he has contempt for anyone who doesn't adhere to his completely self-fabricated moral code. Which is a leftist thing. The only thing he has in common with conservatives is the pedophile murder boner and the only thing he DOESN'T have in common with you is a lack of contempt for women. Which is an interesting thing for you to single out. Because that's literally the only thing you're not allowed to have contempt for. Well, and minorities (up to and including fat-cocks). But that's just a manifestation of you self-fabricated moral code."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

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Case of the Rorys

When you repeatedly get close to accomplishing something, but fail due to the pressure of the moment, a la Rory McIlRoy.

I was about to get her number last night, but I caught a Case of the Rorys and started stammering about types of fairway grass. And I was wearing my Sunday red!

by rhomadothmus March 7, 2025

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