Rob

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.

It can also be a handicapped cockroach.

Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)

Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.

I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.

Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob

by Therealrob November 22, 2021

Splooger Rob

Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.

Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"

by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

Robbed

When a man named Robert sticks his thumb in the rectum of an unsuspecting victim, and leads his around like a puppet, while spitting tobacco juice on the back of his head. Usually done to establish dominance.

‘Help I’m getting Robbed!’

‘She no longer respected her husband after she saw him getting Robbed.’

by CreakingTom October 14, 2021

stinky rob

When you run out of toothpaste so your homeboy shits on the brush

I gave John a stinky rob last night. His drunk ass couldn't tell the difference

by PoopFlipper July 9, 2023

Rob Banks

A noted British police constable with an unfortunate name.

Don't rob any banks.

If you rob banks, Police Constable Rob Banks will arrest you and have the local magistrate throw you into something called a gaol.

by bitchuck December 14, 2024

rob bradley

The massive bro, always up for being a Savage, when you see a Rob Bradley you will know for sure, flannel shirts are a must for a Rob Bradley no flannel no Rob

See that fella over wearing flannel?
Yeah he must be a Rob Bradley

by Flanndelman May 29, 2019

ROB

“Ripped open booty hole”
When you are shitting so bad it feels like your booty hole is ripped open.

“Dude, do you have ROB?”
“Yeah I did, this morning, it was bad.”

by Kate4182 June 4, 2025