Reddit

An enormous sewer of arrogant, porn-loving assholes who constantly brag about their meaningless internet points and crap on people who actually have a life. Depressed virgins flock here to bully people with a different opinion from theirs and mass downvote what's supposed to be a sarcastic comment, solely because of their sheer ignorance and stupidity.

Person #1: I browse Reddit daily

Person #2: Get away from me

by ComicallyInsane December 22, 2021

Redditor

A really fat man.

Redditor

by bfegiawvfugarubiuaregbawg September 16, 2022

female redditor

To make it simple a female a.k.a women redditor exists but is very rare.

They don't want to suck you're dicks and have sex.

-to the people who asks female redditors

-from me

fema-le redditor
a.k.a female redditor (s)

by random idiot that makes stuff February 13, 2022

Redding

A small town in Fairfield County, CT. Redding has many residents with small businesses, artists, New York City commuter types, and local business workers. A great community with friendly people. Unlike its stereotype, it generally isn't overrun by rich snobs and their alcoholic children, although, like everywhere, there are some. High school students generally do get into drugs at some point during their high school career. The "deep" and "artsy", "interesting" kids tend to be the actual most popular and the obnoxious party kids tend to just think they're the most popular. There really is no social heirarchy. The test scores are very high. Most everyone in Redding is a liberal democrat, but no one is really passionate about politics. The roads are tiny, twisty, and difficult in the winter, but the town is beautiful all year round and the police always need some action so they're happy to help. New York City is just an hour away and the surrounding, less historically wary, towns have many shops, restaurants, and other entertainment. There are a few restaurants in town. There is little diversity, but everyone is pretty open minded so no one is likely to be discriminated against. Most people are healthy eaters and exercise often. The town lets you be very private if you want or very social with that "small town" love. It's not hard to become a big fish in a little pond if you want to be, just be prepared to push hard if you want to be anything more than that.

Man: Wow, that hipster is friends with that bro?
Dude: Yeah, they're from Redding ;)

Bro: Bro, how did we get 100 on that quiz after getting so smashed over the weekend?
Falcon: Dude, we're from Redding. It's all good.

Woman: This girl is a sensation, she can sing and play guitar, she's wonderful!
Wilton Resident: I've never heard of her. Where's she from?
Woman: Redding, everyone knows her!
Norwalk Resident: And they always will...

White guy: Hey, black guy what's up?
Black guy: Not much, you going to lacrosse.
White guy: Yeeeah
Asian guy: Sick bro. Haha.

Girl: My mom's an artist and my dad is a financial advisor.
Other girl: Oh, my family owns a deli.
Guy: Cool, haha, my dad's an agent for actors.
Other guy: Hahaha....my parents are in PR
Girl: What?
Other guy: I think they have a website.

by FALCONest January 18, 2011

Go Back to Reddit!

A phrase used when someone posts a statement or hateful comment only a redditor/4channer would post.

Someone: FoRtNiTeBaD

Me: Go Back to Reddit!

by Maya Butreeks January 2, 2021

Reddit moment

(1) The act of falsely accusing/convicting someone innocent and bullying him until he commits suicide.
(2) When something is pog.

(1) "Damn, he fucking killed himself. Now that's a reddit moment!"
(2) "The boyardee bandit is a reddit moment because it's pog."

by #Koni2012 August 14, 2020

redboxing

(verb) Going to an available red vending machine, handing out a buck, pulling out of the slot, and taking it home for a one night stand.

I'm thinking about redboxing it tonight.

by squacker1 January 9, 2011