Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.

Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022

Read

Cocaine.

That guy Read is 100% Pure Cocaine n cut.

by ChuggaChugg November 23, 2021

In read

Crazy bitch

Dashaun your a in read

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019

Zack Read

A butt. But a real friend. The best one someone could ask for

My best friend Zack Read

by ERummel December 6, 2018

Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'

girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis

by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025