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Get the What's the best rate? mug.The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
Get the Federal Funds Rate mug.A statement comprised of the author's genuine beliefs that can be explained as ragebait by the author, defending themselves against critique, depending on the overall reaction to said statement.
Person 1 (Truthfully): The moon landing was completely fabricated!
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
Person 2: Holy shit there's no way you're that retarded!
Person 1 (Lying Bastard): Easiest ragebait of my life!
Person 2: Schrodinger's Ragebait 0/10.
by Gorbster1 February 23, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Ragebait mug.by SethtotheG March 4, 2026
Get the [Number 1 Rated Salesman 1997] mug.A specific form of taking bait designed to provoke anger—content created specifically to make people furious and, in their fury, engage. Ragebait exploits emotional vulnerability: say something outrageous, offensive, or inflammatory, and watch the angry responses flood in. Taking the ragebait means you've let someone else's provocation control your emotions and your behavior. You're angry, and they're counting on it.
Take the Ragebait "The headline was designed to infuriate—and it worked. She clicked, she commented, she raged. Take the Ragebait: when your anger becomes someone else's content. They don't care if you're right; they care that you're engaged. Your rage is their revenue."
by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026
Get the Take the Ragebait mug.Past tense of taking ragebait—acknowledging that one fell for content designed to provoke anger. The phrase often comes with recognition of manipulation: you see now that your anger was the product, your engagement the goal. Took the ragebait means you were played by design.
Took the Ragebait "He realized, hours later, that he'd spent his evening arguing with strangers because of a post designed to make him angry. 'I took the ragebait,' he admitted. The anger was real; the post was calculated. His emotion had been harvested, and he'd volunteered for the harvest."
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