ratio cognoscendi

A basis for comparing dick sizes. A fundamental source and end point for these comparisons to be justified from.

An american to a belgian. "It's a priori man My dick is bigger than yours ratio cognoscendi"

by americalovescanada February 8, 2012

ratio

The ratio of Biddys to Dunnys (guys to chicks) at a place at a perticular time.

4 guys and 4 girls is a b-d ration of 1.0

4 guys and 2 girls is a bad bd-ratio, and is a .5

6 girls and 2 guys is a great bd ratio, at 3.0.


"Man, this 2.0 ratio is awsome, gurranteed 3 ways for every dude!)

by Grant Carpenter September 29, 2003

rocio

dew, aka earth's pee.

a very hyperactive young lady usually nicknamed pikachu
who regularly enters fast food establishments to steal their straws to later sell them from her car.
laughs maniacally at other peoples misfortune.
randomly sings "i aint gonna pee pee my bed tonight"

stop that rocio! she's getting near our straws!

by batmanchick May 21, 2011

ratioed

Also spelled "ratio'd", when the mob mentality of social media platforms like twitter back you up instead of the poor soul you responded to.
Only dickheads think more likes will make your argument valid

You totally ratioed that trumper... surely he will switch sides now

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Rotisserie

You start by placing your woman or her back so her head is hanging off the bed (couch, table, where ever the pounding will commence) and inserting your Johnson as far down her throat as possible. You then take a dildo or any other long object that you can manage to cram into her clam shell, and begin thrusting from both ends. Also keep in mind this is named after a rotating cooking process, so it is very important that you occasionally turn her from her back to her stomach, and vice versa, alternating your object penetration from her pink hole to her stink hole. Once you feel the process of humiliation is complete you can finish her off with a nice basting of man seed...can also be done with a party of three, swapping out the object with another stick of man meat, but I think its more personally gratifying if you saver the moment all to yourself...And there you have it, like a properly stuffed pig for a large dinner party, you have successfully completed “The Rotisserie”

When she claimed I couldn’t satisfy us both sexually I used the Rotisserie...and as it turns out, she was right!

by Eric82 April 24, 2008

mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.

-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.

by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011

rotisha

a lazy girl with a boot on her left leg cause she tripped over nothing but still made the basket while playing with amateurs.

A clumsy animal that lives in the sea.

a coy fish with a plastic splint called; the rotishawhatyouhurtnow?

by Queen of the ditz March 9, 2009