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Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.
"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
by Reyx June 28, 2016
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roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them
Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans
by ispillthingz February 22, 2018
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Thanksgiving Spit Roast

When a girl gets in between a White guy and a Native American having the time of their lives, and have the White guy rail her from behind, and have her blow the Native American
We did a Thanksgiving Spit Roast last night when Josh’s girlfriend walked in on us fucking
by OctoSellingIllicitCorn November 7, 2023
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The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
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Syracuse spit roast

Same as an Alabama spit roast but no one is related
I lost the Syracuse spit roast cause she bit down at the wrong time.
by bigantsavage February 15, 2021
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Sticky Honey Roast

When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.
Yeah, I made her some Sticky Honey Roast if you catch my drift.
by StLucifera December 24, 2021
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Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.
Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.
by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022
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