Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.

Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.

by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019

Rectal Arrangement

When two consenting adults decide that they want to bump asses with double ended dildos.

Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.

by zaharie June 5, 2019

Rectal shyness

The feeling when you're taking a shit in a public bathroom and somebody tries to open the door and you can't remember if you locked the door or not.

I used to have rectal shyness but now I don't care who walks in on me!

by Shyboiagain July 6, 2019

recharded

calling a person named richard retarded but instead replacing the "tard" part with "chard" so they can feel oppressed

"damn bro what are you recharded?"

"go fuck yourself"

by nobody you know that's 4 sure November 16, 2019

rectal raygun

a shit so hard it awakes giants from there thousand year slumber, And is also on some Navy ships

"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other

by Mr.somespaghetti December 10, 2019

rectangle knot

rectangle knot

rectangle knot ; not for cunts

by weebus oniibus January 6, 2020

Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020