queef fucked

when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart

i woke up this morning and had green shmeg all up on my nose and then i remembered me and my girl was figting last night; bitch musta queef fucked my while i was sleepin'.

by victom of the pussy's poop August 4, 2003

Queef

A vaginal fart.

Cheri queefed so loud, I heard it from across the hall.

by BP Cubed March 24, 2009

queefmaster

1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.

2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates the odiforous distinctions of a woman's queef, or cuntfart.

"Mmmm, do I detect some raspberry douche mixed with semen in your last cuntfart"?
"Wow! You're a real "queefmaster", aren't you"?

by Daniel Boner December 1, 2006

Queefmar

a pet name for the gayest person you know

Queefmar is such a fag

by Dr. Queefy May 8, 2008

Queef Circle

When a group of lovely girls arrange into a circular pattern with a pillow in the center of the circle. The pillow is used to catch the Vagina Farts produced by the women.

Meg got in a queef circle with all her friends and used a pillow as a biscuit to catch the vaginal farts.

by Iceberg88 January 7, 2011

Danza Queef

When you get eye level with a girls vagina whisper "who's the boss?" and then proceed to headbutt her in the vagina as hard as you can forcing her to queef.

I was going down on shaunte last night and gave her the danza queef but had to repeatedly headbutt her vag because i couldn't force enough air in.

by VanVterror April 16, 2010

balls queef

Instead of farting out of your ass, the fart comes out of the penis. The fart crawls up your sweating ball sack and pops out.

Austin and Suzy were having sex when Austin felt a fart coming on, he was balls deep so his sack was sweating and he popped a fart out of his penis. Balls queef (queefing out of the balls) (like a queef but a fart out of the balls)

by GetEarFucked1990 January 3, 2012