thunder queef

When someone has a bad case of the queefs. Or when thunder and lightening comes out of the vagina after or durning giving birth to a baby. Or a queef that is so loud that it sounds like thunder.

Dammmn son look at that those thunder queefs! We need a doplar system for that shit.

by Bochickawowowow November 16, 2007

football queef

when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise

aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike

by bobby o bobby September 25, 2009

Queef

a vart, another name for Dr. Phil

1. What that hooker does after she has a client
2. Dr. Phil

by blah January 5, 2004

queef

A queef is a vaginal expulsion of gas,
m'kay?

by Mr. Mackey from South Park April 23, 2003

queefbian

a queefbian is a lesbian that enjoys queefing to much and does it a lot making herself do it.

What a fucking little queefbian, she loves quefing way to much!

by skiersam10 January 27, 2008

queef

pussy fart or anyone named keith

"Damn Queef you stink"!

by harry jonson August 3, 2010

Ass queef

when a girl tries to blame a fart during sex as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell

what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like ass and muffins I'm calling Ass queef! (leave room)
Awww i wasnt finished. Where's that Carrot

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009