Christopher Q. Willis

“Made America playa again.”

America was full of peons before the Christopher Q. Willis movement.

by obri May 30, 2023

chocolate q-tip

When an individual sticks their finger up their butthole, removes the finger, and then proceeds to stick the finger into another person's ear, and wiggle it around. Preferably after a wet fart, or shart. Similar to a wet willy.

Bobby was upset his girlfriend wouldn't put out, so he gave her a chocolate q-tip

by Mcswaggin balls February 16, 2016

Guatemalan Q-Tip

When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.

Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.

by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019

Car-B-Q

A car accident that results in a fire and unfortunately passengers inside. Can also refer to a movie scene where a car explodes with people in it

Whoa, did you see that Car-B-Q? That is an amazing action movie!

by orieisen May 01, 2015

Colorado Q-tip

the colorado Q-tip is a sexual move perfected by the rugged miners of Denver, Colorado. to execute this maneuver, one must first get into a position similar to 69. Then, the male proceeds to insert his fist into the females butt hole, pumping forcefully. Then you must accomplish the tricky task of peeing in the girl's ear.

Example One
“Yo Jake, I got my girl spunk drunk last night!” –B Money
“The Bitch put out?” –Jake
“YEEEEAH BOYEE! I gave her the Colorado Q-Tip!”

Example Two
"Shoot girl, it sure was weird when B-Money pissed in my ear last night!'
"you mean youve never had a Colorado Q-Tip before?"

by ear pissin bitch humpin joe January 06, 2009

Little Janie Q

n. a female worker at Wal*Mart as referred to by senior management.

Little Janie Q's often don't want to switch store locations, so you don't have to offer them promotions or pay raises.

by Dental Floss Farmer June 21, 2011

Facebook Q: and A: Game

New but popular game played through inbox messages and status updates. Must declare you are playing the Facebook Q: and A: Game by updating status directing friends to ask you questions via inbox. As the questions come in, you answer them as a facebook status update, leaving their identity anonymous. Entertainingly harsh.

Status update: "Alright folks, I'm ready to play the Facebook Q: and A: Game!"

Question from sender: "Rate me from 1-10? Your an 11!"

Facebook status: Q: Rate me from 1-10? A: Thanks, but your a six

Question from sender: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor?"

Facebook status: Q: "I'm always commenting on your wall, pictures and posts... why don't you return the favor? A: Myspace.com

by 87ythcillirpa19 November 17, 2010