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Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.
Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.
by Garlic Head September 12, 2021
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pube sniffing

verb
1. Sniffing a man's pubes by shoving his dick deep inside your throat with your mouth sealed around his base flattening the nose against his mons. Widely known as deep throating.
2. Eating out a woman's pussy with your nose buried in her mons pubes.
1. The chick I picked up last night went wild for my boner the minute I lost my pants. Before I knew it she went pube sniffing and freed me of my first load in less than a minute.
2. Once she sniffed my pubes I went pube sniffing on her by vacuuming my mouth on her gash.
by dutchpantyraider March 15, 2018
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The Ole Pube Way

This Long-standing Ole miss tradition, from the early 1800s, was used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).
As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way
by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022
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Dragon's Pubes Candy

That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy
by BaconBlue November 22, 2023
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prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.
guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016
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Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.
"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."
by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025
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nasal pubes

thick, disgusting, untrimmed hair sticking out of guys' noses. most often seen in older dudes, or geezers.
Gary wanted his barber to trim the hairs sticking out of his nose, but the barber said, "No, I don't do nasal pubes."
by pfon January 10, 2011
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