Psychology

It's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear

Jack: How is your semester going?
Jill: It's so stressful, I have started throwing up all my food again, and I hate my family, and I hear voices, and I think I might have the ugliest nose on the continental United States.
Jack: What's your major?
Jill: Psychology! I'm going to help people someday!

by Updawg November 8, 2006

Psych Ward

Prison with mandatory poisonous drugs and "therapy".

I told my teacher to eat shit and die so they said I was crazy, had me evaluated in the psych ward where I couldn't even go outside. Eventually I had to agree to swallow their "medications", which were really pharmaceutical drugs in disguise. After my evaluation I returned to school and I told my teacher it was all her fault and I hope her pension falls through because she doesn't deserve it.

by Space Wrangler August 27, 2021

Psycho Jello

Psychic ability, psychic connection, experiences of extraordinary feeling, euphoria, or beyond the five senses, mental telepathy. Possibly started by or within the band, The Monkees.

From <i>Mijacogeo</i>:

"Mental telepathy!" Michael says.

"Yeah!" Micky says.

"Oh, you mean that psychedelic stuff...?" Davy asks.

"You know," Michael says, "All the groups are doing it, psycho-jello!"

by SexxxySleepyJean July 13, 2004

Psycho Jello

MonkeeRaider slang for psychedelic, pertaining to the effects of lysergic acid dythelemide, and similar hallucination-producing drugs.

I see the colors of the notes he is playing, far-heavy and psycho-jello!

by vic July 15, 2004

psychoflexing

The act of practicing psychokinesis by bending a small object.

Cpt. Murphy (staring at a spoon): Silence! I'm psychoflexing. *whispers* Rubber spoon, rubber spoon, rubber spoon...

by Arelim June 11, 2006

psycho drive-by

the act of driving by your ex's house after you've broken up to see if a new car is parked outside, or to see if they are home sulking over your break-up.
and psycho drive-by can be committed by you, your best friend, and in some instances, your parents.

I had a feeling Stephen was back with his ex, so I did a psycho drive-by and saw her car there!

by triciad November 15, 2007

psychermiasis

A theory in which your mind overpasses body control and learns to use outer control.The psychermia is the power or ability and psychermiasis is general. When a person experiences a psychermia he may damage his brain or capabilities, that is why psychologist need to deal with people like this and teach them how to control their powers.

Doctor: well you are experiencing a type of foresight or psychermiasis.

Patient: will this affect my brain?

by Miror November 26, 2009