Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.

NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!

by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020

Progressive

1. Someone terrified by the idea that someone, somewhere, might be earning money.

2. Someone who wants to move the country progressively closer to socialism.

Dave just blew his raise on an extension for his house but keeps going on about how evil the corporations are.

He's so progressive, man.

by Dark Eden July 30, 2009

program

the way in which you go about picking up a girl
usually a program has a good wingman and a good angle

hey man lets go run a program on that broad
man i ran a sweet program tonight

by Alltheangles September 28, 2005

programming

A systematic brainwashing of sorts used in the penal system as an attempt to turn inmates into people who can function acceptably in society.

Inmate #36524 refuses to program; let's throw him in the hole.

by groundless November 5, 2003

Progressive grunge

The type of music combining the progressive patterns of classical music, or classic rock if you will (ie. Rush, pink flyod, Zeplin), and the hard soft dynamics from the grunge era.

the new movement will be PROGRESSIVE GRUNGE

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

Progressive

Living proof that stupidity has no limits. Progressives are people who think a government that runs record deficits should have the power to make businesses operate in a fiscally responsible manner.

Oh you ran up your credit card to the maxium and then took out a new one? How Progressive.

by BlueDelta February 3, 2010

program

The correct spelling is programme!

its spelt programme, idiot!

by annonymous December 26, 2004