poop in the punch bowl

1. Something that spoils the fun for everyone else.

2. A person that points out a flaw in the plan that everyone else is excited about.
3. A person who refuses to have fun when everyone else is.
4. A person who intentionally diverts the attention away from something fun by creating unnecessary drama.

Dave's bad news ruined the party for everyone else last night. Why did he have to be the poop in the punch bowl?

by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010

poop jiz

The combination of poop and jizz. Either from taking a shit and then masturbating, or getting stabbed in the gooch causing poop and jizz to seep out to form poop jizz.

Aww dude, did you see that poop jizz in the toilet.

by Bothagrius January 24, 2011

Poop a Loop

When you shit yourself while upside down in a plane.

That loop de loop turned into a poop a loop!

by PoopALooper January 11, 2012

national green poop day

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.

If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.

by KindaIrish March 22, 2017

Poop Cheese

A word to express frustration in place of swearing.

Ah! Poop Cheese I forgot to do the laundry

by Carp00l May 24, 2018

Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.

Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...

by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018

poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019