Politically Correct 

Not an asshole.

Whiny Guy: Why do people want me to be politically correct all the time? Boo hoo!
Reasonable Guy: You mean not an asshole?

Politically Correct by Something Else October 27, 2014

Political Elite 

A person, regardless of party affiliation, who thinks that they are better than another person, simply because of their alignment with a particular political party/cause/opinion/etc., and as such, exhibits anger and/or animosity towards another person because they have a different view/opinion.

A precise contradiction of tolerance and acceptance of others, based purely in political/sociological prejudice.

"I'm, like, so totally open minded and accept everybody for who they are. What? What do you mean you voted for a Republican? You baby-killing, seal-clubbing Nazi! How dare you not agree with me! You're just like Hitler"

-or-

"I can't believe those God-hating, hippie, drug-addicts. How dare they want health-care reform! Don't they know that prayer will fix all their ills? If they want health-care, they should just go get a job."

-or-

"You're such a political elite(ist) douche-bag! Why would you start screaming at me, calling me names, and attacking what you perceived as my political affiliation, because I had a ham sandwich for lunch?"

Political Elite by Centered Realist February 12, 2010

Political Bulshit 

Putting human beings into labelled categories.

Let us label many people so it's easy to discriminate against them.

Political Bulshit: labelling human beings into categories is discrimination.

Label people as gay, lesbian, bisexual, or Straight. (Don't label us, we're human.)

Labelled race Black, White, Chinese, etc. (Don't label us, we're human.)

Every time a group of people are labelled. We are divided.

Have you ever heard the saying divided We fall, united we stand strong and tall?

(Black lives matter) This is racist, Black people are not the only humans on the planet. we should be respecting each other. Black Lives Matter was set up to start a racial war between black people and all the other races around the world.

We are slowly being labelled and this is causing havoc, wars, and disrespect. Around the world.

Political Bulshit by Unlabelled human. June 3, 2022

cheap political whore 

One who is engaged in politics, who is ineffective at politics, with little financial support, and will sell out the political positions of their constituents for a very small political and or financial gain.

"Romney may be a cheap political whore, but he's *OUR* cheap political-whore; provided we can get our act together, quit fighting among ourselves and figure out how to appropriately pressure his pimps in the legislature."

cheap political whore by barrister November 26, 2013

politically correct 

An Idea.

Bob: Wow, Bananas sure are tasty! They're so much better then stupid mangos.

Bill: Bob...Isn't the politically correct thing to say that all fruits are equal?

Bob: Well, i was just trying to state my opinion on how amazing bananas are.

Bill: Your being ignorant Bob! All fruit are equally nutritious and tasty. Some people can find your opinion very offensive and it's not fair for them!

Bob: So what you're saying is i can't express my love for fruit?

Bill: Oh, you can express your love for fruit, but in a safe and nonoffensive way.

Bob: ...

Bill: :)

Bob: You're a jackass

politically correct by Po ta toe August 5, 2009

Poleitician 

One who is sufficiant in poledancing.
Usually able to currupt minds with their amazing dance skills.

"That girl at the bachelor party was a total Poleitician"
"I know i was so impressed by her dancing i ended up buying her drinks for the night"

Poleitician by Bigdude44 January 29, 2009

popitician 

A celebrity who uses his/her platform to publicly voice his/her strong political opinions.

"Yo, did you hear what Lady Gaga said last night about the president?"

"She's such a popitician, who cares about her opinion?"

popitician by marvconius April 24, 2018