Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween
it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen
by starry da great December 20, 2024
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Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.
Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
by Himonkey345 November 13, 2021
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Jimmy: Let me search for sex on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: Sorry, please try again! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jimmy: oh nooooo
by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 09, 2018
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hey urban dictionary voters! if you could vote "add it" for this word that would be great! that's right! just move your mouse to the neon green button that says "Add it!"...and click! perfect! you're all set!
vote yes! plz! last chance...
please please please vote ADD IT for this word & definition!
by askkkkkkk January 09, 2020
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wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024
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