Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

by PJ lover January 17, 2010

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Pineapple Surprise

When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise

"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"

by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013

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flying pineapples

Expression used to show excited feelings of the speaker.
Originated from someone feeling happy in memory of a holiday.

As bob felt the buzz of the party around him and no other words came to his drunken lips, out burst.....flying pineapples!!!

by Tinks'n'Tom November 26, 2006

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sandy pinapple

Why are you a Sandy Pinapple? Is your name Randy, or just dandy? Is your favorite color Blu? or just true? How about your spiky hair, does it point, up, down, or over there? Maybe you Like Dr. Swiss with rhymes like this. Perhaps your friends are Daquiri Bananas, litos, Super Sugar Rulz? plus popcorn, minus tears. Thrillz on deez hillz? Oceanic views from a distance or how about tha nice weather? Why not be a Sandy Pinapple, the hard spiky shells with super sweet and sour, COREy inside? Or why not just Chill on da beach, like a Sandy Chilln Christian Sandy Pinapple? SCORE! plus rock sign and pierced tongue.

I'm definately feelin tha Sandy Pinapple in her, or him.

by sugarlitolikathisone February 5, 2010

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