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Piker

Usually a Sales Term: Refers to a prospective customer who promises they want to buy & never follows through. Someone who refuses to just say no & continues to give you the run around. Someone who says one thing and backs out.
That Guy said he wanted to buy a 1200$ ad, and now he wont answer the phone, fucking piker.
by KBizzle123 April 8, 2011
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pikey

A derrogatory term for an irish gypsie, commonly referred to as an "Irish Traveler." Also, interchangeable with the term fucker.
"Yeah, I got family back in Ireland...they're a bunch of pikeys."

"Kiss off, pikey!"
by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
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pikea

chairs and the like left behind by traveling irish folk.
Fucking gypo's leaving all their pikea shit in the lay by
by GAV October 22, 2003
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pikeys

err i cant even say the name it makes me feal ill .
by necros November 5, 2003
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PIKEY's

Acronym: People Impersonating Kind Energetic Youths

The Government has been aware for some time now that there are a growing number of young travelling folk that have been committing crimes at random. These crimes are often aimed at the hard working people of the country and usually involve theft or fraud. Usually the perpetrator seems to be a nice, keen young person who seems totally trustworthy at first. However, the Government is also aware that they are a minority amongst their people and is reluctant to encourage any form of racism against the communities of the travelling folk.

With this sensitive issue in mind, it has been decided that the people need to be warned against this particular element within the travelling society without offending the community at large and not allowing any stigmatism to the travelling folk. So Police forces across the land have been told to look out for PIKEY’s and arrest them if they are in any doubt about their intentions. Public information films and poster campaigns will be launched to advise people how to recognise a PIKEY and what to do if they suspect there are any PIKEY’s in their area. There is even speculation that new laws will be made to enable property owners to protect their property “how they feel fit” if they catch PIKEY’s on their land.
Farmer: "I got some of them nice travelling folk in one of my fields last year"
Other Farmer: "There wasn't any of them PIKEY's amongst em' was there"?
Farmer: "I didn't think so at first, they all seemed to be nice C.U.N.T.'s or TWATS. But one night I caught two of the young lads from them nicking stuff from my barn".
Other Farmer: "what did you do"?
Farmer: "Oh, I just shot the fuckers. It's legal now. The Police were ok with it and the travelling folk were glad to have them out of there group too. 'Gives us a bad name' they said"!
by jdajuk October 15, 2012
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Sexy Pikachu

Basically the movie version of detective Pikachu, but he has a ten inch cock and its always in your ass. You can only catch it with masterballs because its too LEGENDARY. Get it, cause you catch the legendary pokemon with a masterball. I'm so funny.
Person 1: BRO THAT SEXY PIKACHU MAKES ME CUM!
Person 2: What the fuck, it's a fucking doll thing.
Person 1: NO! IT'S MY LIFE!
*Person 1 rapes Person 2 with consent and gives Person 2 aids
Person 1: F
by TheManFucker2269 May 10, 2019
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Captain Christopher Pike

All kidding aside, Captain Christopher Pike is a fictional character in the Star Trek universe. According to the original series lore, Pike commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701 from 2250-55, and again from 2258-63. When Pike's second tour of duty on the Enterprise was complete, the ship returned to Earth, and Pike was relieved of command and promoted to fleet captain. Command was then transfered to James T. Kirk. Three years after his promotion, Pike was involved in a radiation accident that left him burned, paralyzed, mute, and confined to a life-support wheelchair.

Pike is also featured in J.J. Abrams' 2009 reboot of Star Trek. He is first seen breaking up a bar fight in Iowa between 25-year-old James T. Kirk and some starfleet cadets under his supervision. Pike then plays mentor to Kirk, urging him to join starfleet and follow in the footsteps of his father, George Kirk. Pike is also seen as Captain of the Enterprise, although much more briefly than in the original series timeline (it is established that the events of the reboot are in fact an alternate reality influenced by the Nero, the film's villain, thus explaining the contradictions between the original series and the reboot).
I must point out that there are three officers of command rank available: Yourself, Commodore Mendez, and Captain Christopher Pike.
by thatcrazyman October 9, 2010
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