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Pee willy

The act of peeing on your finger and going up to a buddy and sticking it in their ear and yelling PEE WILLY!! cousin of the poo willy and wet willy
Nelldog and Garringer were acting like major sluts so Carlos gave those sons a guns a pee willy
by A genious January 12, 2009
mugGet the Pee willymug.

pee-knocker

a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.

You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.
It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.
by rxjohnk January 15, 2009
mugGet the pee-knockermug.

pee pee you

I'm gonna pee pee you so hard tonight.
by Liddleleedle June 25, 2017
mugGet the pee pee youmug.

Pee Rape

Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.
Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
mugGet the Pee Rapemug.

Pee Flaps

Dude, check out them Pretty Pink Pee Flaps on that chick!
by Dr.Deezul September 3, 2006
mugGet the Pee Flapsmug.

pee hat

when you pee on someones head and it becoems a hat
bitch, i done have you a pee hat
by t boner March 5, 2005
mugGet the pee hatmug.

v-pee

Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
Haha! Look at Biff! He v-peed on his own pant leg!
by deathb4aol April 4, 2006
mugGet the v-peemug.

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