The act of peeing on your finger and going up to a buddy and sticking it in their ear and yelling PEE WILLY!! cousin of the poo willy and wet willy
by A genious January 12, 2009

a mythical item used on cold days when you are outside taking a leak and the piss freezes mid-stream.
You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.
You gotta knock the frozen piss off before you can continue your business.
It was so cold this morning I thought I was going to need a pee-knocker after I took my morning whiz.
by rxjohnk January 15, 2009

by Liddleleedle June 25, 2017

Pee rape is where a toilet stalker steals someones pee and sells it to travellers, without their consent.
Toilet stalker: I sell my pee to gypsies.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
Victim: It's not YOUR pee, it's mine. You stole it ¬_¬ that's pee rape, I'll have you know.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2007

by Dr.Deezul September 3, 2006

by t boner March 5, 2005

Multi-directional simultaneous urine streams caused by semen that has dried over a man's uretha partially blocking the free flow of urine. Usually followed by clumsy attempts to stop, block, or redirect the most errant stream, causing the other stream to miss too.
by deathb4aol April 4, 2006
