Planking

When an individual proceeds to lay face down in a horizontal manner on selected (preferably iconic) surfaces.

The aim is to create the most convincing illusion of a static rigid plank, made from human.

Planking is site specific. There is a direct correlation between location and phrase the more radical/humorous the location the more phrase is awarded.

"I been planking on radical things snice the 82"

Observer "You planked that sign so hard"
Planker "thanks, it really felt solid"

by Rook-docter June 9, 2011

parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

by hatred February 4, 2004

packing heat

Carrying a weapon such as a Gun or knife

Yo dat catz packin heat forreal

by Influenced StyleZ January 31, 2003

Panding

Listening to Pandora Radio

Dude, Are you listening to Pandora?
I'm "Panding"

by Amber_Valentine August 6, 2015

Boner Packing Pickle Nuts

A chant said during extreme pelvic slamming. Each time the fat cock is buried to its deepest point, the power slammer grits his teeth while saying one word per slam. When you come to the word 'Nuts', it is best to keep the cock buried firmly for a few extra seconds. This phrase helps in getting the pussy fucked the hardest.

Without mercy, I fucked my hot bride, while chanting "Boner Packing Pickle NUTS!"

by Johnny5isAlive April 23, 2008

Packing

Someone who is rich.
Also somewhere which is busy.

'He's packing'

'Had to leave, was packing in there'

by Josie17987 August 19, 2013

parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...

"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"

by Bill Booth March 14, 2005