Performing a moon-walk movement with the index and middle finger on a lucky girl's lady bits. Bonus points if done whilst listening to Michael Jackson.
I'm a real smooth criminal, I always give my girl a little poon walk before slipping in my quincy jones.
by fapple July 26, 2010
aero-pooneh-ro-poon much like the aeroguard spray that keeps mosquitos away... aero-poon is somebody of arabic or indian background who drives poon away from that specified area
by R3AL-X October 11, 2006
1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.
2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.
2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.
1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.
2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.
2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.
by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 22, 2005
The unfortunate people who "God" hates so much that potential mates (ie. attractive women) are actually driven away by the utter ugliness and social retardation of such people
Guy 1: Hey man, how did John go with Tracy last night? Did he get any action?
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
Guy 2: Nah man, that retard is so ugly he is virtually the anti-poon
John: :'(
by pidgeon_peter February 22, 2009
by TheRealMoose November 23, 2006
When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
A crusty poon owned by the infamous "Dune" who is the gatekeeper of her domain. This so called "Dune" occasionally offers drunken parties where people go to trash her house and insult her poon. Not to be confused with Dune's All You Can Eat Fish Buffet.
Tyreece's friday night plans included a quick stop at the seven eleven for a big gulp followed by an enexpected encounter with Dune's Poon. On arrival he quickly realised that Dune's Poon had been trashed. Tyreece was extremely dissapointed!
by CockBlocker October 21, 2004