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One-Handed Batman 

A more aggressive, inverted version of the spocker, delivered backhand.
My wife was getting a little rowdy last night so I gave her the One-Handed Batman.
One-Handed Batman by Robin...hood January 29, 2009

one-text wonder 

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.
"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."
one-text wonder by alupinthat April 3, 2010

one drink syndrome 

When you have only one drink and it makes you super tired so you have to continue drinking or else you'll fall asleep.
Smith: "What's wrong with you? You look exhausted?"

Lisa: "Ugh one drink syndrome!"

Smith: "Better start drinking more"
one drink syndrome by JsnLvr May 11, 2010

one pic trick 

When your online dating profile only has one picture, the only one you ever took where you didn't look like a troll. And someone goes to meet you, and realizes what a total Shrek you are.
I met this guy online. He only had one picture which was cute. Then we met - and he was a one pic trick.
one pic trick by michal34 July 6, 2010

One Jack at a Time 

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.
Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

One Week Wendy 

a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.
Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!

Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
One Week Wendy by mauthwau5h September 30, 2011