house troll

House troll- Roommate who loves to scavenge your food, drink your booze; make a mess and not clean up; then disappear into the room cave when there's work or help needed. They enjoy appearing and taking full advantage of parties and visits by the ladies... then once again... disappear after they scavenge the wine/ food/women that is not theirs; then scuttle back into the cave.

We just spent hours getting our party together and the house troll shows up again just in time to drink Jerry's wine and disappear out of sight again.

by skisanjose February 11, 2018

get to the house

a term for when you acting up and someone tells you you need to stop

that girl, you look a hot mess/girl get to the house

by tay March 3, 2004

VeggieTales in the House

A sequel/reboot that is substantially worse than the original.

"Teen Titans Go is a VeggieTales in the House of Teen Titans."

"Madden 20 is a VeggieTales in the House of Madden 08."

by agvids January 6, 2021

squat house

a bathroom

Imma go use the squat house right quick.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Clam house

When you fart forward instead of backward and it shoots through your labia (vag lips)

"Damn, I just pulled a clam house on myself"

by Magnificentbitch007 January 2, 2022

house-of-reps

noun. Short for the House of Representatives; one of the two houses of Congress, where mass debation (a pun on masturbation) occurs. Thus, the term 'house-of-reps' can be used to humorously and perhaps more subtly indicate one's prior engagement in the act of masturbation.

verb. 'house-of-repping' - to debate on a mass scale, ergo. to masturbate.

Friend: Sup mang, watcha do these holidays?
Me: Well, let's just say I adopted a very hands on interest in the house-of-reps.
Friend: Lawl, me too. Federal politics is the shiz.
Bystander (possibly female and attractive): You guys seem pretty cool... How bout we discuss world affairs back at mine?

by 2alluh8ers July 7, 2011

Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up

1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.

by FRANCESUCKS69 December 5, 2016