A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 November 27, 2015
The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.
Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.
by mcnuggetdestroyer November 25, 2017
A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
by tractordealer August 03, 2014
THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
by lizzie12345678910 January 06, 2016
Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach
Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!
by namecode101 October 04, 2018
The friday after Good Friday, where you can actually do all the things you gave up for Lent, that you wish you could have done on Good Friday, but had to wait to do on Better Friday.
by da ho April 03, 2010