Balconeese test

A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.

Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"

Person B: "Yes, and many more."

Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*

by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021

alden-test

To see if a pipe is full of liquid you perform an Alden-test ( blow in the pipe )

Go Alden-test that riser and see if the yard line has water in it.

by Wrk4skoal August 3, 2020

pasta test

A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky

Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks

by Batboykidman October 10, 2017

Test tube

A tube that you do tests in, hense the phrase test tube.

The test tube blew up.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

crush test

a way to tell if pot seeds will grow. Place on a table and push down with your thumb. If it crushes it wont grow. if it survives it will.

those seeds passed the crush test. lets go grow some chronic.

by Mr.bud August 9, 2006

smear test

The most uncomfortable thing a woman experiences in her lifetime. Medical examination of the nether regions.

Sophie: I went for a smear test today.
Tina: I feel so sorry for you!

by thetoffeechick July 17, 2014

cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017