Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.

Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him

That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish

by Mr yeet August 14, 2019

Jewish jizzkit

Its where a bunch of Jewish guys stand around and wank on a penny and whoever releases last has to keep the penny in their wallet for a week and then use it in a large grocery store

Dude I just got stuck with a Jewish jizzkit and its Friday!

by thebarncrafter May 26, 2022

jewish choke slam

a brutal take down move that one jewish twin performs on the other twin during the week of Chanukah, thus move consits of one twin pinning his/her twin to the ground and sitting on their face while the other twin eats out their anus

twin #1: i’m about to jewish choke slam the sh*t out of you right now

twin #2: not if i get you on the ground first

by Long dick style69 December 5, 2018