jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth

Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday”

Me: “Jewish lies”

by Lil class at April 14, 2018

jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.

dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome

by Garry mf winthorp August 22, 2020

Jewish Nazi

A weird and dark way to say you want to kill yourself. References the fact that Nazis wanted to kill Jews, so a Jewish Nazi would want to kill himself.

Person 1: How are you feeling today?
Person 2: Like a Jewish Nazi.

by BlackMesaLabs0 December 07, 2016

Jewish Hitler

Hitler was actually jewish. Jewsih hitler

Bro: Jewish Hitler pooped in 1942

by AMOGUS445 June 06, 2025

Jewish Hitler

Yeah, no, you're right though.

Hym "I do not like the fact that Jewish Hitler (Benjamin Netenyaho(I don't care how his name is spelled)) his coming here and criticizing the use of the freeze peach of the citizen of America."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Jewish cocktail

When someone uses the tip of a circumcision as a shot glass

Yo did you see drink that Jewish cocktail

by Sir_Pump_aloaf December 04, 2021

Jewish Carnival

A sexual act depicting a Star of David where an orgy minimum of 6 people lock limbs in a hexagonal position, and creativity begins from there

“Hold on mom, I have to finish this Jewish Carnival I promised my friends”

to which the mother would most likely respond—

“Of course! Take as long as you need!”

by Big Sawse October 23, 2020