gay boyfriend

To clarify, the term "boyfriend" refers to a guy you are incredibly interested in; he doesn't have to be official or even realize that you call him this. He becomes a "gay boyfriend" if he's not down with you. (Because obviously, if he's not interested... he's clearly gay. )

Dude I've been tryin to kick it with my gay boyfriend for days now...but for some reason he keeps blowing me off. He must be gay.

by A Team from the B-Teens December 27, 2009

Boyfriends' butt

A male's bum hole that is so loose from being pounded by another man's erect penis that when passing wind an echoing wind noise is made.

Whooosh or pheewwww or haaaaaaa or breeeebb

"Wow Tim, you have a serious case of boyfriends' butt"

by BoyfriendButtocks May 17, 2009

Candy Boyfriend

The sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. If you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. See "candy wife"

Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"

Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"

by Konosk April 19, 2011

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

toxic boyfriend

A leech, a mooch, a drain on one's finances. A male significant other who needs periodic bailing out.

After paying for dinner yet again, Samantha wished there was a bad bank that would take over her toxic boyfriend.

by maximo hudson January 28, 2009

Sweet boyfriend

Obviously moneer

Oh look it's Moneer! He's such a sweet boyfriend! - Violets

by VioletsorStella September 1, 2018

Pre boyfriend

A pre boyfriend is the boy you’re basically dating but it’s not official yet. A person can have as many of these as they want since nothing is official.

My pre boyfriend and I went to dinner and later on I hung out with my other pre boyfriend.

by shemil May 19, 2018