Emotional Fartscar

A bad memory involving farts.

Jesus Christ man, I’ve got an emotional fartscar from when my brother used to come into my room and stink it up!

by Beel69 February 20, 2019

Emotional booty call

The person who you call only because you want someone who will listen to your feelings.

Bro, I don’t want to talk about your feeling. I’m not your emotional booty call.

by Redblack October 27, 2019

Emotional Jerkoff

A person who will drain your emotions by toying with you; will only use you for their validation.

Haley was leading me on by answering my texts for her validation, but never wanted to hang out. What an emotional jerkoff!

by steaglesteve October 15, 2020

Emotional Enema

An infusion of emotions, wherein you "get it all out" through a time tested process of anal retentive discourse.

"we talked it all out, Jared was just constipated and grumpy, he needed his emotional enema that i normally give to him at 6 PM every night"

by Wypipo whisperer September 08, 2020

emotional math

when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math

"- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars"
"- wait. you paid $60K a year?"
"- no, it wasn't actually 1/4 of a million. it just FELT like it. i was using emotional math."

by extreeemelyamerican February 08, 2014

Emotional Fuckdoll

A person who is used by others to alleviate their loneliness and to express their troubles and sorrows, but whose own feelings are ignored.

People always talk about their feelings but never ask about mine. They use me like an emotional fuckdoll.

by Abnormal Monkey February 07, 2024

Emotional nude

When someone sends you a deep and heartfelt message, allowing you to see their true feelings

“Damn bro how’s it going with that girl?”

“Pretty good, she sent me an emotional nude last night”

by yungeth lenworthiness March 03, 2018