Blindly flexing

It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.

Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "

by odd, nefarious dumbass November 3, 2022

Flex

Verb, To share someone else's social media, especially on TikTok. It's like giving a shout out

Example 1: www.boredpanda.com relies on flexing many artists' work since they don't actually create their own content.
Example 2: That TikToker keeps flexing me on her videos. Maybe she wants more followers

by silasmarnerbitch July 10, 2022

Flex

Something that asia robinson cant do

Example: Dang Isis can flex

by narutolover28 January 5, 2019

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Flex Boi

A gay kid that you should stay away from or he will try to rape you.

Stay away from Flex Boi.

by Flex Boi October 16, 2019

flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016

Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good

Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs

by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015