If God see fit

Old people's way of saying that they may not live to be around for a defined event.

Granddaughter: "How old are you, Grandma?"

Grandma: "If god see fit, 86 in July."

by Zetsch_069 November 17, 2021

Mr. Fitness Instructor

That guy who is not in very good shape, yet feels the need to criticize everyone on their form and the amount of reps someone does during a specific exercise.

Guy 1: Yo dude, your curling form is horrible. Straighten your arms and increase your weight.

Guy 2: STFU Mr. Fitness Instructor. Since when did you become an expert this shit?

by BIG SCRAP November 24, 2015

Luh calm fit

Luh Calm Fit is slang for an outfit put together without much fuss or planning, often reflecting a relaxed and effortless style. In the ghetto context, it signifies a look that's simple, comfortable, and practical, without any need for extravagance or attention-grabbing fashion. It's the kind of outfit you throw on without overthinking, perfect for navigating the streets while keeping it real.

Tyrell had to step out real quick to handle some business, so he threw on a luh calm fit: some baggy jeans, a faded black hoodie, and his worn-out air force 1's. He didn't need no flashy threads to make a statement. His luh calm fit was all about staying low-key and blending in with the neighborhood while staying comfortable on the grind.

by southmemphisyoungan November 05, 2023

Fit-Ting-Aling

To call someone Fit-ting-aling means they are fit or beautiful.

That person it looking fit-ting-aling

by Fit_Ting_Aling June 13, 2011

fresh fit friday

the act of looking sexy, clean cut, all around fucking great, dashing, debonair, handsome, attractive, promiscuous, hella buff, fine looking, not ken like, confident, hot, hawt, sexually active, incontrol, a boss, always on top, available at all times, hella buff, amazing, arousing, erotic, adorable, suave, charming, appealing, attractive, luscious, delicious, pornographic, cool, alluring, sexually stimulating, x-rated, voluptuous, steamy, perfect, passionate, erect, fuckable, not related to a congo line of dicks and buttholes, first objective is to look good everything else is to take backseat on a friday.

chic chic "damn those guys look hella fresh fit on fresh fit friday"
chic chic dos "ya i no why arent we naked right now?"

by ken ni November 07, 2009

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

Bitch Fit Jeans

What you call jeans worn by a guy that are extremely tight on him, and that were most likely made for a women.

"Hey look, Hank is wearing his bitch fit jeans today!"

by tpainbakersman February 18, 2012