Ninja Lunch 

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

Ninja Lunch by Buns Master December 16, 2011

Ninja Secret 

A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.

Person 1 " so hows life"

Person 2 " its a secret"

Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"

Person 2" its a ninja secret"

Person 1 " what?!"

Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"

Ninja Secret by secretkeeper524 February 3, 2012

ninja did what in europe

Usually used to refer to Notre Dame and the conspiracy that ninja caused the fire with his leaked twerk video because someone set their eyes on fire.

ninja did what in Europe?

ninja did what in europe by YTSizzleStreams May 19, 2019

Ninja from Fortnite 

Lord of the virgins that plays a bandwagon game called "Fortnite" just to get fame.

Look at that virgin praising his king ninja from fortnite

Ninja from Fortnite by Kvlero July 24, 2018

ninja rape 

raping someone without them knowing it. has to be done in three steps.

1. scream (known as ninja approach)
2. rape
3. leave note

it's nice to let people know they have been raped, it's the polite thing to do. that's why we leave a note.

Can't remember being ninja raped, but this note totally says I did...

ninja rape by captain rape July 16, 2010

ninja burger 

See ninjaburger

Ninja Burger is the world's only online fast food restaurant run by ninja.

ninja burger by Hattori Hanzo May 3, 2004

Ninja Shit Punch 

When a man and a woman love each other very much they often engage in sexual acts. This is known as a Ninja shit pucn

Preperation:
The man needs to have a shit that is about the same size as his erect penis. Remove the said shit from the toilet and put it in the freezer for later.

Once your woman is home remove said shit from freezer and place under pilow (or easy access to wherever the act is going to take place).

The Act:
Once you and your partner are engaged in sexual contact you begin to have anal sex. The man teases the woman by coming all the way out and back in again. After about the 4th time, stealthily grab the shit and shove it in her anus.

Whilst she still thinks your inside her stealthily run up and turn on the light. Run toward her shout "Ninja" and punch her in the face.

The End

Ninja Shit Punch, enough said

Ninja Shit Punch by KingLouie2 October 17, 2008