When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.
Charlie: ‘Busy night?’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’
by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025
Get the Abbey Newtown Antler mug.An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
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A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
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by shackwiz January 14, 2019
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Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew
Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave
Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
Get the Matthew (especially with Newton at the end) mug.Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
He also invented Gravity and Calculus.
He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
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"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
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