mishelda

She's one of the prettiest girl you'll ever find due to her exuberance nd smile😊😍

Fataki : who's that smiley girl
Jeff:Thats my mishelda💙

by shelly mishelda June 12, 2022

Mashed Up

When a phallus looks like it's pressed between two panes of glass. Credit to Tommy of Browntown Podcast

"We had intercourse, and that was good to know it wasn't all mashed up, said Heather about Paris."

by Elle Bea June 22, 2022

MeShe

The Meshe is a very dangerous breed of woman. They are mostly feral, born in the wild and can hardly be domesticated. They are armed with a the most dangerous weapon of all. The Cookah and Pookah, they use these to control and eventually kill all those they come in contact with. They seduce you with their Meshe ways and before you know it they will be after your worm. However, If you are lucky enough to have one fall in love with you, they are the most loving and loyal, and protective lovers that exist. Be ware, Meshes may be small, but they are mighty!

John: Yo dude, I've never been more attracted to arm pit hair in my life. That one girl other their is gonna make me act up for real!
Chad: woah bruh, thats a meshe, just a wild meshe don't even think twice.

by Lochey November 6, 2022

Mohe Uli

This means you sleep dirty.

Sally went to the beach then came back and slept in her bed. Sally is Mohe Uli.

by Buttholetickler500 November 29, 2022

Mishelioid

1. To be a fat, greasy, skanky, complete waste of oxygen, and wish nothing but depression and misery onto the world.

2. To be given a job, and do so horribly at it, that even the people your supposed to be helping hate your guts.

3. to be a complete a complete dick, and then wonder why nobody likes you.

"man, my buddy eric has this friend whos such an asshole. he thought the shrek movie was mid, he beats up toddlers for no reason and enjoys it, and he stole my sandwich! what a Mishelioid!

by Marmite.exe April 15, 2023

moghed

when you get assaulted and murdered by your demon half brother, because he wants to marry you

miquella kinda got moghed, fat L

by Big boi bad man April 25, 2023

mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.

“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato”

by negr0thehero May 7, 2023