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Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.
I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.
by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019
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Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.
"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."
by A price of shit October 20, 2019
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Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.
I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.
by Msmote June 11, 2020
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mornington secondary

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.
I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary
by Kaslorantars June 14, 2020
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Morning

by faggot nigga balls May 8, 2022
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morninga

noun

a sensual and relaxing event that occurs in the early hours of the day
"I had a great morninga. It can be the best part of the day."
by germantopdog August 9, 2023
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Morning Mald

The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.
Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.
by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023
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