National grab anything week/month

April 17-30 are the day where u can grab anything.also u can do it to whoever u want.

Billy:hey mike do u know it’s national grab anything week/month?
Mike:no I didn’t know it was national grab anything week/month.

by Kenny Robert April 17, 2019

National kiss/hug your crush month

On December there you have to kiss or hug your crush.

Girl 1:”hey im gonna go hug my crush”
Girl 2:”why?”
Girl 1:”because it’s National kiss/hug your crush month

by Adorable mushroom December 15, 2019

Make fun of people with J names month

This month goes from December 25th to January 25th. During this month, you are allowed to make fun of people with names which begin with the letter J

Joe: Today Is Going to be a good day!
Mike: Loser
Joe: Oh no, it’s Make fun of people with J names month :(

by JellyfishEater December 24, 2022

National boys do what they want month

January is the month where every guy gets to do everything he wants with a girl and the girl have to let him.

Her: hey! Why did u put ur hand on my pussy

Him: it's national boys do what they want month I'm allowed

Her: oh, okay! Why didn't u say that before?

by phobi_girlll January 12, 2020

Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job

While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!

It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)

by skeetradspecial September 28, 2008

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

National give your girl your hoodie month

national give your girl your hoodie day is just an excuse for your girl to take your hoodie, its literally been said for every month for the past few years that national give your girl your hoodie month was every single month. Like if you just want my hoodie just ask for it dont make up a fake holiday

Me: My girl wants my hoodie for national give your girl your hoodie month
My homie: Dude she said that last month, and the month before, and the month before that, and the month before that, like bro maybe your homie wants your hoodie.
Me: what?
Homie: what?

by se November 5, 2019