oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate

you will hear this when you try to steal a Roadmans "bird"

"yeah bruv this is my bird emily she bare fit"

another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"

"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"

kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"

"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"

(he goes over to his gal)

"oi mate what you doing with my gal"

kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"

"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"

by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022

Boyfriend material

A guy who is the epitomy of the male gender, irresistible to any woman.

"Oh look over there that's mike! He is the literal definition of boyfriend material!"

by Boobth November 14, 2019

Mate date

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.

Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.

by Schnitterbit April 29, 2011

mate

Mate (pronounced "mahtay" and also called by its full name "yerba mate)) is a medicinal and cultural drink of ancient origins. Introduced to the world by the Guarani Indians of South America, Mate contains ingredients that help keep its drinkers healthy and energetic. It is quickly replacing coffee among the health conscious and cultural hipsters. It is addictive.

There is no way I will be able to make through the party without more mate, I will crash.

by Abby November 2, 2003

Hello Mate

Used in Every sentence by Dell Salesmen.

Hello Mate, im doing your quote mate..

by randomw12 January 26, 2010

mate rape

The act of forcing sexual, anal or oral copulation upon a current boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife.

I don't know why she stays with him when he mate rapes her all the time.

by Chayim Gettz August 10, 2018

Gunners Mate elbow

Gunners Mate Elbow is a condition where the outer part of the elbow becomes sore and tender. It is commonly associated with doing MK45 Gun Mount maintenance and other Gunners Mate work.

Symptoms include:
-Pain on the outer part of elbow.

-Point tenderness over the lateral epicondyle – a prominent part of the bone on the outside of the elbow.

-Gripping and movements of the wrist hurt, especially wrist extension and lifting movements.

-Activities that use the muscles that extend the wrist (e.g. pouring a pitcher or gallon of milk, lifting with the palm down) are characteristically painful.

-Morning stiffness.

I just got done cleaning this gun barrel and now my Gunners Mate Elbow is really killing me.

by SEW666 January 20, 2010