darty miller

The Vigrus yet Clumsy shoving of a full unopened miller can wrist deep into the wide strait end of a vehicles tail pipe to keep a person or persons from driving while intoxicated.
Garry we must darty miller that young man before he destroys that beautiful pickup he seams to have arrived in.
by 111994628q0q7 November 21, 2017
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Millered

Beat or passed in a race, maybe even lapped by Tobin Miller
You just got Millered. As in you just got your ass spanked by a champion brick bike.
by Daddy ben419 December 12, 2024
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Millered

To be astonishingly scared. Being millered is the highest amount of being afraid one can be. Should only be used to describe unprecedented terrifying circumstances.
Too Millered of heights to bungee jump.

Or; alcohol millers the absolute hell out of me. I must stay away from the millerfying stuff.
by Jazaki December 25, 2015
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Millered

Can be used as a describing word for anything that is completely fucked, whether it be a paroletic person, broken fence or written off car, anything that falls disgustingly short of satisfactory is millered.
Bro, did you see that guy spew on the dance floor then fall asleep in the toilet? Fully millered or what!
by Kdogs stitchups April 24, 2017
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Jack Daniel Miller

The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"

"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"

"No way bro that's fucked!"
by ktjones123 March 28, 2024
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Miller Mauldin

This dude thinks he is the coolest kid ever. He will brag about how heavy his backpack is and can even carry six chairs at once. He compares himself to Chuck Norris but is really lighting McQueen's left ballsack. He doesn't like to admit it but he is really creepy too. He likes to stalk Shy on snapchat. This dude also watches anime but doesn't admit it either.
Miller Mauldin pls stop stalking Shy on snapchat.
by Timmy_Crow October 27, 2020
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Tyler Miller

Tyler Miller is a really cool kid! one of the funniest guy's you will ever meet, he loves to joke around and play sports such as football and soccer, he hates teachers and even will go to the extent to get suspended over them.
woah! Tyler Miller just got suspended from dissing the music teacher!
by BigFlix April 15, 2019
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