mexican girls 

really hot and beautiful girls that just know how to dance.yes some of them are only interested in your money and lie about some things, but any girl of any nationality can do that, and they do it. just because they are from a different country, here in america you generalize and treat them them differently. you people say that they are dumb and can't learn english (which on the majority is not true),but really what about the cheerleaders and those bimbos and airheads we've got here in the USA ??? many peolpe also can't learn spanish, so be realistic. the are like any other girl, with the diference of course that they are really beautiful, they have great bodies and really know how to dance and are hardworking peolple

SAM- remember that beautiful mexican girl i met last night, well she was just looking for my money. that idiot, she had no brain and she cant even speak english...
JOSH- why do you get mad?? she's just like all the other bimbos we've got here.. besides the mexican girls i've met are intligent.

mexican girls by wellme January 9, 2008

Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

Mexican Wedding Cookie by mouth00 February 12, 2008

Mexican Bluetooth 

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

Mexican Bluetooth by michael3737 February 20, 2009

Mexican surprise 

The act of pouring a mixture of salsa, sour cream, tomatoes, chili powder, and corn in a prolapsed anus. And then eating said "soup" out of said anus with a other mans penis.

Tom: "hey John, you wanna give Amy a Mexican surprise?"

John: "fuck yeah!"

Mexican surprise by P.P Rubbins January 22, 2014

mexican taxi 

When more than 1 1/2 times as many people as intended (rounded down) try to fit into a car. example: 5 people in a 3 seat car, 8 people in a 5 seat car, etc.

1: Dude, we crammed 9 people in my Jeep. We did a total Mexican Taxi.

2: Hey, get the fuck outta my car. This aint no mexican taxi.

mexican taxi by Anti January 1, 2005

Mexican Standoff 

This is when you go into a public restroom, into a stall and another person comes in and sits in the stall next to you. Neither of you drop a deuce, waiting for the other to drop first. It makes for a sometimes tense situation

Damn... I was just in the men's room and got caught in a mexican standoff. I finally got up and left. I'm going to give it another try in a few minutes.

Mexican Standoff by Capt. Crapper November 28, 2009

mexican barbwire 

broken glass, usually from beer bottles, cemented points up on top of a block or concrete privacy wall.

"I was going to hop Chico's fence last night and take the rims off his Impala, but I got cut up by his Mexican Barbwire."

mexican barbwire by R. Brown July 6, 2007