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Mario

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet.
Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl.
Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.
Ah shit, here comes Mario.”
by 2inchpinch June 6, 2020
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Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck. But who knows what he's thinking? Who knows why he crushes turtles? And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper? Perchance.

I believe it was Kant who said "Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play." Mario exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, but he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!

When Mario leaves his place of safety to stomp a turty, he knows that he may Die. And yet, for a man who can purchase lives with money, a life becomes a mere store of value. A tax that can be paid for, much as a rich man feels any law with a fine is a price. We think of Mario as a hero,but he is simply a one percenter of a more privileged variety. The lifekind. Perchance.
"Why does Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea. exists?"
"It is such a wonderful perspective indeed, Mario The Man vs Mario The Idea."
by milesasr June 19, 2023
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Mario Woodbury

This kid is king hipster. He doesn't even have IFC on his tv because it's too mainstream. He hates bands when they get too big because they ate mainstream. He buys clothes from thrift stores because apparently actual clothing stores are for "sellouts" if you ever want to be a hipster, ask this kid for advice.
Me: this song sounds good, who is it by?
Mario Woodbury: if I tell you, they'll be too mainstream.
by HyperHayden March 3, 2011
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Mario

Blonde, cute guy with big blue eyes. He's not a bad person, he will always be there when you need him, boyfriend material, very sensitive and loving, but he's very good at hurting the people he loves.
"did you see Mario today?"
"Oh god yeah he's so cute"
by This girl who loves him November 6, 2011
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Mario

Fat Mexican thats very fruity. Sucks at boxing. has no life. likes carne asadas. dumbfounded.
by I friking love u March 29, 2009
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Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth
It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily
by Heroic Master Cheif March 24, 2004
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Mario

If were to sum Mario up into one word, I would use: Abomination. Mario is an obese imbecile that has no friends
fuck you mario
by The big pp man,n January 24, 2020
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