While in the act of having sex, you pullout, take an entire pack of Ritz, while still in the un-opened package, and slam it inside her pussy as you slam your dick inside her ass while she suprised by the mysterious and un-expected pack of ritz.
"Hey Karl, how was your night?"
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
"Pretty good, thanks for asking Kevin."
"What did you do, Karl?"
"I pulled a ritz maneuver on my girlfriend last night."
"Wow, that sounds kind of..... ritzky."
*both laugh at the horrible pun just committed, and that Karl is now, without a doubt, single.*
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