Muztard

A person of the Muslim faith lacking all common sense. A Muslim who displays signs of tardity.

A combination of the word "Muslim" (A believer in Islam who refuses to integrate into American society) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a muztard is an object of ridicule for two reasons.

Emily: Dude, why is your new roommate standing outside in the rain wearing a sheet?

Brad: Didn't you know, he's muztard.

by flash1102 August 22, 2009

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

multard

a person with multiple retardations, hence MULtard.

That kid is a multard.

by papajiorgio April 14, 2009

Musturd

When you need to do a crap.

Person 1- Hey, you wanna go to the movies?
Person 2-Hang on, I musturd.

by Harpz December 9, 2008

Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.

Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!

by Kazraël November 26, 2016

musitard

someone who is musically retarded, as in lacking in knowledge about music and popluar or nonpopular songs.

"god, she is such a musitard"

by BOYaaaaaa November 25, 2007

muntarded

a cross between munted and retarded.

"err, that kid over there is majorly muntarded!"
"WHAT A MUNTARD! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST MUNTARD I'VE EVER SEEN!"

by livv November 20, 2007