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beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.
That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021
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KIMMEL MUSCLE

The reflexive strength that tightens when silenced, making the word return, louder and unbroken.
When the voices of dissent were muted, the crowd flexed its Kimmel Muscle and turned silence into a louder chorus.
by kelamist September 23, 2025
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Drummers Muscles

Coined by Ashton Irwin, apparently playing the drums gives you tough muscles
He’s lucky he left or I’d have got him with my drummers muscles
by KangaRue80 July 17, 2022
mugGet the Drummers Musclesmug.

Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.
That gym bro is a total muscle dick
by coolincatt April 19, 2024
mugGet the Muscle Dickmug.

Doughnut muscle

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle
by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018
mugGet the Doughnut musclemug.

Muscle Mommy

A tall, muscular, sometimes middle-aged woman who likes to treat their male (or female) partner like their own child, like how a mother does
Person 1: Bro, I got a muscle mommy girlfriend

Person 2: Damn, she looks old enough to be your mommy
by BSSNV2947 August 10, 2024
mugGet the Muscle Mommymug.

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