clout monkey

Someone who constantly wants clout and brags about having clout

“Yo stacey is a whole clout monkey”

by skee__t January 5, 2019

Monkey Twirl

When a woman is giving you a blow job and at the same time rubs both hands on each side off your penis in a twisting and twirling fashion.

I thought my cock was going to fall off after that Monkey Twirl I got last night.

by NoLuck December 3, 2009

shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.

The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.

by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008

crease-monkey

Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.

"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"

by DemonPixieBoy June 21, 2008

Terrorist Monkey

Your going to die if you mess with this dude he is literally going to kill you. He has a M60, a suicide vest, and a fucking tank. But here's a twist he cant motherfucking die.

Hey did you see that monkey over there? Yeah he is going to kill you he is Terrorist Monkey! AH RUN

by oofman3 November 18, 2018

goofy monkey

a monkey that is goofy.

kim jong-un is a goofy monkey🙈

by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022

car monkey

A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb

My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!

by Madmax16 May 17, 2016