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soccer mom

A white woman in her 30s or 40s. She drives a a. S.U.V. b. Volvo or c. MiniVan. she drives at least 10 miles under the speed limit, and honks too much. she basically has no life other than monotiring every movement of her kids' lives. she has a My Child is an honor student at _________ Elementary School. she is ugly.
Look at Mary-Ellen. The way she cares for her kids. What a fuckin skank. stupid soccer mom.
by That freakin loser January 18, 2006
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step mom

an evil being whose sole purpose is to make her step childrens' lives as miserable and unenjoyable as possible until the child can't take it anymore and moves out, leaving the step mom with the house, the car, and the finantial stability. She is also seen as "sweet" and "caring" by people who do not know her personally.
My step mom called me a royal bitch yesterday for no reason at all.
by spiteful_stepdaughter April 18, 2005
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soccer mom

Whiney, annoying, bitchy women who whinge about their kids playing violent games (San Andreas is a favorite), watching violent or pornographic movies, browsing the internet and talking in slang. Bitchy bitch bitchness.
A soccer mom would post a comment on a DBZ forum that reads: My three year old would watch it if I let him. I made the mistake of having the cartoon channel on around then, NOT for dragonball Z but batman beyond which follows. The Z came on and I was appalled....not just because its violent, because Batman beyond is somewhat violent...but in Z that's all there is...fighting, that's it. No real credible plot beyond that that makes any sense. In addition, it made my three year jump up and start punching after one viewing. With batman beyond, he jumps up and pretends he's flying, or talks about the plot (why was that guy put in that school prison? How can Inque turn into liquid?)
There is no discussion of plot with z, except to ask "what is going on?".

As far as what the z stands for, since kanji doesn't have a directly analagous alphabet, I imagine that was dreamed up by the english translators.
by Bumsley August 2, 2006
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mexican mom

a woman who will smack the shit out of you for no reason when you piss her off .
:son "ay mom can i go to the party"
:mexican mom"clean the dishes you aint going nowhere wheres my chancla ima smak you with it get your ass over here "
by the mexican dictionary March 9, 2017
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your mom

the only universal comeback. only known rebuff: "what is this obsession you have with my mother?"
an interjection, which can be inserted as the noun in every sentence in the english language.
debater one: my opponent is guilty of using a fallicy, therefore...

me: YOUR MOMS A FALLICY!!
by Link the Wolf May 3, 2005
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your mom

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.
ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!
by your mom May 13, 2005
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Mom Face

It's when an attractive young adult a female has a worn out expression due to children, or if the young female has a worn out look in general.
Did you see Karen? She's hot, but she has a Mom face which is a little bit of a turnoff.
by Tribal_Warfare December 27, 2009
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